In case of emergency

Forget everything you thought you knew about emergency preparedness - the Emergency Jar is here to change the game.
- Instantly transforms into a powerful throwing weapon when needed
- Becomes a flaming projectile when the last one is used
- Compact and easy to store, so you're always ready for anything
In an emergency, you need to be prepared for anything. The Emergency Jar is your secret weapon - a discreet, multipurpose tool that can handle any situation. When disaster strikes, simply grab one of these ingenious jars and unleash its hidden powers. Whether you need to create a distraction, signal for help, or defend yourself, the Emergency Jar has you covered.
*And they are funny*